Those who would trade freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security.

--Benjamin Franklin


BIG BenderX performance April 2008! That's right -- check out our show page for details!

BenderX now has one of those myspace things...www.myspace.com/mybenderx -- if your into that.... At least until the Fed shuts it down to protect "the children". I'm pretty skeptical actually.. I went on there and I couldn't find naked pictures of anybody. They just don't like the idea that thousands of people can participate in this without paying taxes for it.

The infamous Just Sayin' rant board is back! *Freedom of Speech at its finest.

*We withhold the right to edit posts in any way we want -- up to, and including rewriting them to reflect our own views..."

You can now hear "Yankees Suck" on XM Satallite radio's punk station Fungus 53. Visit the site and put in a request... you don't even have to own XM radio to do it.

Our renowned CD "Hooks" is now available at Newbury Comics for $5.99. If you don't see it... try looking under "Misc B"... I'm sure they just ran out of those little tabs they put the names on. I'm sure this will be corrected soon... at least it will be If they know what's good for them. If it doesn't appear to be there let us know, so we can supply them with more. As always, you can order direct from us as well.

We'd like to thank everyone who came out to Arlene's Grocery Saturday night! We have officially reentered the club circuit and the way is now clear for our ascension to Amazing GreatnessTM. And you're either with us... or against us.. so prove your with us and buy our stuff.

Check back soon

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